If you’re worried about the tailspin that the election outcome is going to bring to NYC and contemplating a LONG trip out of the country, we want to make sure you’ve thought it through. Of course, you’ll need to deal with passports, visas, and packing. But, there’s bound to be some prized possessions you won’t want to part with. Unfortunately, not everything can fit in your suitcase.
Starting November 4, Manhattan Mini Storage will offer a special Four-Year Storage Deal for anyone who wants to leave the country in a hurry. It doesn’t matter if you’re fleeing caravans of trucks covered in MAGA stickers or socialist healthcare run by dainty liberal snowflakes. Your items will be safe and secure in Manhattan starting at $2,024 for all four years (taxes and applicable fees apply). If you need to store more than what one of our smaller units can hold, consider 3 Years of Storage With the 4th Year Free, for a storage space that can hold tons furniture, along with all your hopes and dreams about America’s democratic future.
Payment in full is due upon signing for our flat rate Four-Year Storage Deal because if we’ve learned anything in 2020, it’s that the future can be pretty unpredictable and by the time four years is up, who knows what new lizard king or queen will be running the nation’s highest office. This offer is subject to availability, must be booked by calling 212-STORAGE, for new customers only and cannot be combined with any other offer. Customers must check-in between November 4, 2020 – January 20, 2021 for the deal to be valid.
The products, prices, and available services mentioned in this video do not reflect our current offerings.